Migrating to @CursedSilicon little by little

S'been been a fun ride but Restless Systems Mastodon is being wound down

Signed the lease to my new workshop on Thursday

Moved in Saturday

Internet install was *today* (Monday)

Turns out when they re-painted the unit from the last tenant, the painters fucking ripped the fiber ONT off the wall, cut the fiber cable and just lazily stuffed it back into the wall

Then stuck a blank network plate over it

So I got to do my favourite hobby and write a SUPREMELY BITCHY "corporate email"

The "I'm being polite and formal but in reality I am PERCOLATING WITH RAGE" kind

I know it's a tiny thing but this made my day noticably brighter

(I'm not having a bad day this just made it a *better* day)