This gives me strong Samir! You are breaking the car! vibes.

A “weeks long campaign.”

That’s “war.” We call that “war.”

This is the answer.

Alternatively, use supports.

I bet you didn’t even notice the lion.

TeamViewer, or similar.

My mom has been running Linux Mint for 10+ years now. She is not tech savvy, but also not helpless. She has needed help a handful of times, usually with a printer.

Trying to talk anybody through support remotely is a PITA, Linux or Windows. So NAT-triendly remote desktop is very helpful.

I would seriously reconsider Hertz

While I do believe that you may have received some decent service, that is a bit of a surprise to me. But that’s not my reason for recommending against them.

No, I would dissuade you from them just to keep you from getting unnecessarily arrested. Hertz has a bad habit of climbing their customers have stolen their vehicles. I presume this is due to very poor tracking on their part.

I personally witnessed this, although I did not get arrested fortunately. They called me two weeks after returning the car to ask if I planned to return it. They called me two more weeks after that again.

I’ve seen reports for years since then of people in the same situation getting arrested after Hertz reported the car stolen.

Nope. That’s Johnson & Johnson. Different company.

I’m not sure if it’s still true, but I seem to recall SC Johnson having profits as the lowest of their corporate objectives with higher ones being things like improving people’s lives and bringing value to the world.

Granted, it’s all just text, and times change, but I’d be curious to know if there’s any truth to it, especially today.

The printer’s name is Marvin, from HHGTTG.

It never wants to work and always complains.