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To all mastodon admins:

Hi! I’m Evan Phoenix, the primary author of puma, the ruby webserver that powers mastodon!

Please reply or DM me if you need tuning help! I’ve got no officiation with the mastodon, just want to see you succeed!

(Quick Tip: set WEB_CONCURRENCY to core count * 1.5 and then tune MAX_THREADS. High thread values will see diminishing returns!)

Mechanic *kicking the tires* there's something I need to tell you about your car

Me: what?

Mechanic *punches the door* I hate it

One day I hope to learn why I am more productive when it is dark / rainy / cloudy outside, and completely unfocused when it's sunny.

I took this pic a while back at ESO's Paranal Observatory in Chile. It shows the four Auxiliary Telescopes of the VLT Interferometer, gazing up to the sky. These telescopes work together, achieving a spatial resolution similar to that of a massive telescope as large as the separation between them.

Curious about how this works? Check out our interferometry explainer: https://www.eso.org/public/teles-instr/technology/interferometry/

#astrodon #astronomy #astrophotography

Interferometry

ESO, European Organisation for Astronomical Research in the Southern Hemisphere

"Look," said the android. "I can do this."
They showed a 'Prove you are not a bot' web page and selected all images with traffic lights.
"Okay," said the librarian.
The android switched to a different tab.
"But not this."
"It looks very similar."
"It says 'Prove you are human'."
#MicroFiction #SmallStories #TootFic

Good DevOps practice is to build your systems with failure in mind.

What you build *will* break. That's inevitable. So what you build should be built to be quickly recoverable.

You should have good disaster recovery plans.

You should have backups.

Your deployment should be automated, and use infrastructure-as-code extensively.

#DevOps #MastoAdmin

Devops'ing an fedi instance initially wasn't too bad, we will see when/if it actually gets traffic. The longest part was setting up a mailer lol.

Now accepting recommendations for a good community block-list.

Hello world.
Am I attempting to devops my own Pleroma instance using only terraform and cloud-init? Yes I am. Tune in later to see how it works out 🤣😅
how do i get back to the federation timeline