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Just thinking aloud here.

Would you put a small "made by human" button on your website in an effort to stop AI crawlers?

Traffic from the button would be used to get more IP addresses and bad browser user agents.

If you vote, please boost so I can get some better data.

Hey, please stop repeating the misinformation that corps are legally required to maximize profits or your shareholders can sue you. It's propaganda promoted by a handful of huge fund managers because they'd *like that* to be true.

Even SCOTUS agrees “Modern corporate law does not require for-profit corporations to pursue profit at the expense of everything else, and many do not.” (Burwell v. Hobby Lobby)