Paul Chernoff

@paulc@mstdn.social
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Mild mannered director of IT at a major metropolitan magazine. Dementia caregiver, ask me about Frontotemporal Degeneration (FTD). Mac fan. Board wargamer. Still reading comic books. And cats, never forget the cats. Https://paulchernoff.com.

My account concerning war gaming is @Paul.

#FTDFrontotemporal Degeneration
Web siteHttps://paulchernoff.com
I was fired from my job when I asked a customer if they wanted smoking or non-smoking. Apparently the correct terms are cremation or burial.
Failed math as a kid because all we could afford was an amateur tractor
@GottaLaff I know someone who works for Del Monte who has seen many of their colleagues laid off in the past few months.
Surely the alligators will never eat MY face.
I saw my doctor and asked him to look at a rash on my bum and pulled my trousers down ready.
He said it's probably best if I make an appointment at his surgery, not while he's buying fish and chips.
But if I leave the house, the house might get lonely

When I was in 7th grade, all of my friends started shaving their legs and I wanted to do the same, but my mom discouraged it, pretty much saying that I didn’t have a lot of leg hair and it was blonde so you couldn’t even see it and, aside from the potential of cutting myself, once I started shaving my legs, I’d then have to continue doing it.

A little while later, some promo samples came in the mail and one of the items was a BIC razor so I “stole” it and kept it on hand until I had the perfect window of time to try shaving my legs.

I remember sitting on the edge of the bathtub and carefully laying out a towel along with the razor and a can of shaving cream I took from my dad’s bathroom.

I carefully began shaving my legs and I was SO excited to find how easy it was and I was super proud of how I didn’t even cut myself.

When I was done, I rinsed off the excess shaving cream and dried my legs, but I quickly noticed my legs were still covered in just as many little hairs as when I had started.

Confused, I took a look at the razor to see what was wrong, and that’s when I realized I had never taken off the plastic blade guard.

I didn’t try again for another year because I realized I was way too dumb to be trusted with any sort of razor blade.

We made a comic about a centaur.
@jeff This is so scary. It is clear that RFK Jr has no idea how drugs are tested. Where will AI get data to make decisions on new drugs if there are no tests?

I am beyond pleased to share that I am featured in the latest issue of the world renowned Smithsonian Magazine (July/August 2025).

To see my drystone work, and my voice, recognised, and to take up space in a field where women are still few and far between, means more than I can say.

I was so proud to show my daughters this.

"I realised really quickly for every stone I can't lift, there's a stone that a man can't lift"

https://kristiedegaris.substack.com/p/my-drystone-work-featured-in-the-smithsonian-magazine

#Scotland #Culture #History #Article

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I am beyond pleased to share that I am featured in the latest issue of the world renowned Smithsonian Magazine (July/August 2025).

To see my drystone work, and my voice, recognised, and to take up space in a field where women are still few and far between, means more than I can say.

I was so proud to show my daughters this.

"I realised really quickly for every stone I can't lift, there's a stone that a man can't lift"

https://kristiedegaris.substack.com/p/my-drystone-work-featured-in-the-smithsonian-magazine

#Scotland #Culture #History #Article

@kristiedegaris
I hope you post photos of some of your walls!

@Coho If you scroll back on my profile you'll see lots! If you want something quicker here's our website

https://www.thedrystonecompany.com/drystone-diary

💫💪🏾🏆

The Drystone Company - Dry Stone Wallers in Perthshire, working throughout Scotland. Drystone walls, drystone features and repairs.

Professional dry stone walling in Perthshire, working throughout Scotland. Providing traditional drystone skills, sustainable building and an excellent craftsmanship and a friendly, reliable service year round. Drystone wallers in Perthshire, Stirling, Angus, Fife, Glasgow, Edinburgh and throughout

THE DRYSTONE COMPANY
@kristiedegaris Well done and I love the final statement "I realised really quickly for every stone I can't lift, there's a stone that a man can't lift"
@kristiedegaris Congrats! And what a great headline they graced the article with.
@kristiedegaris Congratulations on being recognized for your excellent hard work.
@kristiedegaris Holy cow! That issue is on my dining room table!!
@weigand Whaaaaaaaat!! 😎💪🏾
@kristiedegaris
This has given me such a lift today - thanks. 🌞

@kristiedegaris

So nice.
Well deserved recognition!

@kristiedegaris congratulations!
@kristiedegaris the prompt I needed to finally preorder your book
@coldclimate Ah thank you so much! Only a month to go!
@kristiedegaris exciting!I'd still like to figure out how to get a signed one if it's possible.
@coldclimate I'm sure we could figure it out!
@kristiedegaris Congratulations. A reminder too that I must order your book.