Paul Chernoff

@paulc@mstdn.social
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Mild mannered director of IT at a major metropolitan magazine. Dementia caregiver, ask me about Frontotemporal Degeneration (FTD). Mac fan. Board wargamer. Still reading comic books. And cats, never forget the cats. Https://paulchernoff.com.

My account concerning war gaming is @Paul.

#FTDFrontotemporal Degeneration
Web siteHttps://paulchernoff.com
I was fired from my job when I asked a customer if they wanted smoking or non-smoking. Apparently the correct terms are cremation or burial.
Failed math as a kid because all we could afford was an amateur tractor
@GottaLaff I know someone who works for Del Monte who has seen many of their colleagues laid off in the past few months.
Surely the alligators will never eat MY face.
I saw my doctor and asked him to look at a rash on my bum and pulled my trousers down ready.
He said it's probably best if I make an appointment at his surgery, not while he's buying fish and chips.
But if I leave the house, the house might get lonely

When I was in 7th grade, all of my friends started shaving their legs and I wanted to do the same, but my mom discouraged it, pretty much saying that I didn’t have a lot of leg hair and it was blonde so you couldn’t even see it and, aside from the potential of cutting myself, once I started shaving my legs, I’d then have to continue doing it.

A little while later, some promo samples came in the mail and one of the items was a BIC razor so I “stole” it and kept it on hand until I had the perfect window of time to try shaving my legs.

I remember sitting on the edge of the bathtub and carefully laying out a towel along with the razor and a can of shaving cream I took from my dad’s bathroom.

I carefully began shaving my legs and I was SO excited to find how easy it was and I was super proud of how I didn’t even cut myself.

When I was done, I rinsed off the excess shaving cream and dried my legs, but I quickly noticed my legs were still covered in just as many little hairs as when I had started.

Confused, I took a look at the razor to see what was wrong, and that’s when I realized I had never taken off the plastic blade guard.

I didn’t try again for another year because I realized I was way too dumb to be trusted with any sort of razor blade.

We made a comic about a centaur.
@jeff This is so scary. It is clear that RFK Jr has no idea how drugs are tested. Where will AI get data to make decisions on new drugs if there are no tests?

I am beyond pleased to share that I am featured in the latest issue of the world renowned Smithsonian Magazine (July/August 2025).

To see my drystone work, and my voice, recognised, and to take up space in a field where women are still few and far between, means more than I can say.

I was so proud to show my daughters this.

"I realised really quickly for every stone I can't lift, there's a stone that a man can't lift"

https://kristiedegaris.substack.com/p/my-drystone-work-featured-in-the-smithsonian-magazine

#Scotland #Culture #History #Article

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