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birdsite employe: uh thousands of people are going to mastodon a site where posts are called toots and rts are boosts
jack: what
birdsite employe: yeah
jack: posts are now piss and retweets are now shits
birdsite employe: what
the general vibe of the site right now

JAPANESE MASTODON: Well-adjusted, polite people talking about stuff like video game strats and food

FRENCH/GERMAN MASTODON: Educated, politically oriented people talking about national politics and sharing news articles

SPANISH MASTODON: literal pictures of Shrek's hog

ENGLISH MASTODON: c h e e b s b e b o r b g e r

Borges predicted the federated timeline

https://prettyqueer.online/media/iAohPyA9Jqjc9E6tBvk

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on twitter you scream into the abyss
on mastodon we're all hanging out in the abyss, screaming, in a supportive and comradely fashion
:theory voice:
mastodon is a rhizome
I want to get more followers on here than I have on the bird site. Please boost

@helldude
Broke: purity politics

Woke: purity of heart