lmao why do u have so many baskets??? u dont even have that many eggs. they cud easily fit in one basket
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if i ever win the lottery i will not explicitly tell anyone. but you will know by my monthly spend on ramen restaurants. you will know.
we should replace our voting system with something that allows people to express their preferences more completely
i hereby propose a shag/marry/kill voting system,
#voting #elections #ProportionalRepresentation #shitpost #FuckMarryKill
the seas are full of abject terrors and the tide is always rising but we must endure. because. the videogames are so good y'all
what stage of grief is it when you keep repeating to yourself "the birds yet sing, be as a bird"
aragon: "didn't we kill Sauron?? like at least twice??"
gandalf: "ya but turns out he got better and now he's back as Sauron the White. soz i guess he stole that idea off me"
Lord of the Rings 2 coming this summer
protagonist: phew, this alternative timeline seems totally normal. I think I'll go to the pub and order a Pepsi.
bartender: is Coca Cola ok?
protagonist: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
A parallel universe that's exactly the same except all the Pepsis of the world won. Burger King dominates. Betamax, HD-DVD, Zune, Bing all dominated in this timeline.
My #BlackOps6 kill/death ratio is writing cheques that my win/loss ratio can't cash