ok ill bite what’s star trek
@FunKelly if serious: a show about ships in space and how humanity interacts with aliens
@FunKelly It’s the show that’s actually Science Fiction; instead of that thing with wizards and mystical powers fighting with swords along side huge furry animals that everyone thinks is SF because it has laser blasters that go “pew pew!!”
@IanAMartin sounds fake

@FunKelly All fiction is, by definition, fake.

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@FunKelly a show that came out in 1966. Some people like it. It had some funny costumes and set pieces.
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It's a tutorial for making out with aliens, but the tutorial has adhd
@FunKelly an odyssey of oedipus where he falls in love with his counselors mother.
@FunKelly it takes place in a galaxy far far away and it's about samurai wizards and family drama right ?
@FunKelly It’s just the start of how I wrecked my life.
@FunKelly @sassdawe This documentary will explain everything https://youtu.be/FCARADb9asE
The Firm - Star Trekkin'

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@FunKelly Star Trek is a movie about the Knights of the Round Table

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=luVjkTEIoJc

Star Trek Meets Monty Python

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@FunKelly communist Star Wars

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It's one of two armies. The Star Trek and the Star War.

Star War's leader is Mr. Vadar, his son, Prince StarWalker fights the leader of the trecks: Captain Spok. Captain Spok used to be Dr. Spok and he wrote books about babies.

@FunKelly Some NASA programme, I think...
@FunKelly personally I prefer Voyager.
@FunKelly it's about a group of space wizards with lightsabers traveling to planet Arrakis to find the omega 13 device so they can stop the Evil Emperor Zurg.
@fes4ever @FunKelly I always get that confused with the giant floating head show that had Sean Connery in it. Thanks for the clarification
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It's where Gandalf uses the force to save Harry from the Hunger Games hosted by Cardassian agents for the Hand who is superpowered by Spice from Krypton.
@FunKelly @StefanThinks It’s what astronauts go on.
@FunKelly lol. I'm showing this to burritopartner. She is a Trekkie through and through
@FunKelly this is bait. I refuse to
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@FunKelly morality based around how fcckable someone can be
@FunKelly The distance between any two Star Wars
@FunKelly It’s like what if the US Navy ran everything, including a mall in space.
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Actually its Start Rek which is how you feel after Conan the Barbarian drives you before him and makes your women lament.
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"Star Trek" is a walking path from Des Moines, Iowa to the alpha centauri system
@FunKelly You know - it’s that 60’s comedy series where a captain in pancake makeup picks up space babes, meets the occasional cosplayer, and hangs out with a best friend whose head once got caught in a mechanical rice-picker.