OK, Fediverse, serious question: how often do #rats come into people’s homes through the toilet? My spouse is giving me the business because he thinks it is a rarity, and I quote, “I’m guessing even rarer than #SharkAttacks ,” and this makes it weird or whatever that I want to make sure the toilet lids are closed at night so we don’t get #ToiletRats . 😠 Are there numbers on this? Anybody studying toilet rat incident rates?