Noam

@noamsml
22 Followers
40 Following
33 Posts
A very small teapot
PronounsHe/him
LocationSan Francisco, CA
NoamOct 31, 2022
Moving to https://noam.horse/Noam instead
Noam (@[email protected])

A silly little goose

NoamApr 14, 2022
hannah onlineApr 12, 2022
Got hit by a truck and isekai’d into the untitled goose game
NoamApr 14, 2022

*taps microphone*

Is this thing on?

NoamAug 24, 2018
EmAug 24, 2018
everyone wants to know "what's bofa" but nobody ever asks "how's bofa" 😢
NoamAug 24, 2018
jackdaw_ruiz Aug 24, 2018

i found this old educational film reel and it's absolutely REMARKABLE how applicable it still is today.

really makes ya think.     

NoamAug 23, 2018
Facebook: alcohol
Twitter: coke
Mastodon: molly
NoamAug 22, 2018
Toots RileyAug 21, 2018
when you're maintaining someone's anonymity
NoamAug 22, 2018
Chrome Chomsky, MDAug 22, 2018
Golden Corral: “Try our famous endless soft serve ice cream! Also try our famous endless soft serve dinner rolls! And don't forget to try our famous endless soft serve T-bone steaks! And before you go, you gotta try our endless soft serve chicken skin!"
NoamAug 21, 2018

I know a guy who will exchange videos of him playing the guitar (and he's good at it!) for pictures of dudes' penises, but he prefers rednecks to urban folks.

He plays sick licks for hicks with thick dicks.

NoamAug 21, 2018

Guys guys guys

Manic pixie horse girl