| Project | To see far and deep |
| Status | Bokononistic: Busy, busy, busy |
| Web | https://gtf.org/nisroc |
| Alignment | Chaotic Good |
I assume per the (See Manual For Format) note that there is at least one copy of said manual out there, or if there is not, many people know exactly what format to use. 😀
Never underestimate the bandwidth of a station wagon full of tapes hurtling down the highway.
–Andrew Tanenbaum, 1981
- UML/Rational Rose (mentioned before, but bears repeating since with IBM behind it saying we *finally* have the dream of just "drawing" code and letting the computer do the work)
- Microservice Architecture (EAP/S component-based programming redux — one person writes a service to ohh, left-pad, that breaks the world when something goes wrong) [https://archive.ph/XJABV]
A few more…
- EJB (Enterprise Java Beans)
- EAP/S (Enterprise Application Platforms/Servers) — WebSphere, WebLogic, NetWeaver, JBoss, et. al. were supposed to turn programming into a pure manufacturing, OTS, component-based system: you buy your shopping cart component and It Just Works™, even to the point that you can change your EAP vendor and all your happy little components will still work.
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More from when #Dartmouth celebrated BASIC’s fiftieth anniversary: https://www.dartmouth.edu/basicfifty
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JP
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Mark Gardner