Mastodawn

ninme

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continuing to enjoy how my German-manufactured doorbell interacts with me in exactly the way one would expect a German doorbell to

[Day 5]

GOD: What do you think?

ANGEL: You’re tired. Why don’t we try making the birds tomorrow.

EnKITTification

Artist: bruised_blood

b3ta.com/board/11426454

En promenade

I am experiencing a category 5 hangover. I just made this and can't remember why.

You've heard of Steve Aoiki. Well get ready to meet...... Steve Enoki.

fauna of jupiter

A deer will never ask for your password or social security number over the phone

me: you go first

dolphin: oh man you are so fucked