“I don’t put my butthole on you, okay? Why do you feel the need to put your butthole on me?”

—Things I Say to My Dog That I Don’t Say to Anyone Else

@UndeadRed85
I haven't yet said that to a stripper, but I have thought it.
@UndeadRed85 Because the butthole itches and you two are in the same pack to take care of each other.
@UndeadRed85 unfortunately, we had a problem with that in our high school recently. The boys basketball locker room needed adult supervision badly!