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Meanwhile I'm just sitting here being gas-lit by an llm that "bro, the transition works fine! You just can't see it because the animation is so fast"
...Are the same people who post how Swift Concurrency is just not ready for the real world
Are the same people who will be very happy to show up at your conference with a talk on how the llm generated SwiftUI code just makes you so much more productive if you add this one weird trick to your AGENTS.md!
The same people who market themselves as proud craftmen whose code and software quality rivals that of Apple's from the Jobs era
Are the same people who post how they're so much more productive in ObjC than Swift
Are the same people who post how SwiftUI is trash because it's just so slow and worse than UIKit in every possible way
Are the same people who have the loudest opinions how SwiftUI apps should be structured and what is and is not a "View Model"
@neilgmacy I really like how I don't know if literally anything in that llm text is true and everyone in the comments is like "sick burn bro!" 🙄

somewhere in sf there is a solo product manager who is vibe coding the next password manager you will consider when switch from 1Password

it is important to not do that

Four years of full-scale invasion. Twelve years of war. Centuries of struggle.

There will be Ukraine, one way or another. There will be Ukraine, and it will be glorious.

@lapcatsoftware more like how instant coffee killed coffee beans

Xcode Cloud is kind of shit, no?

Our builds keep failing or time-outing due to "server could not be found" or "clone timeout" or "simulator timeout".

@maxim @colincornaby I'm not sure AI bros know what "deterministic" means.

Even worse, I'm starting to think that a lot of regular devs don't know what it means coz something something CS classes is just gate-keeping 🙄

@simonbs I see coding and AI as two separate skills. They might be complimentary but one will not replace the other.

AI bros want everyone to believe it will, just like blockchain replaced databases and full self driving will be available starting next quarter.

Companies want to eliminate manually written code because they hope to fire all the expensive programmers.
I, personally, wish them best of luck 🤷‍♂️