Senior Fellatio Engineer

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18+ only please!

Gay bear tech nerd and cat dad Fort Worth, TX. Looking for love, lust, grilled shrimp, and great street tacos. Not necessarily all at the same time.

Co-Organizer of Puzzler Pride.

My Normie Fedi Profilehttps://puz.fun/@dave
Puzzler Pridehttps://pride.puz.fun
Urnl Story Serieshttps://www.nifty.org/nifty/gay/urination/urnl/
Senior Fellatio EngineerDec 23
Nobody:
Absolutely no one:
Me, yelling: “HEY ASSHOLE MAYBE DOUBLE CHECK THAT STARBUCKS ISN’T ON STRIKE BEFORE REPOSTING THE VIDEO FROM THE TIME YOU FUCKED YOUR BARISTA TO PROMOTE YOUR ONLY FANS PAGE BECAUSE I’M NOT GONNA CROSS THE DICK-ET LINE”
Show threadSenior Fellatio EngineerDec 16
@anandamide noooooo! That’s a major bummer to learn, especially since she seemed so science-forward.
Show threadSenior Fellatio EngineerDec 7
@antonious I am liking this post because Aldi has good cheap naan.
Show threadSenior Fellatio EngineerOct 16
@relache so what you’re saying is I can skip most of the sight-seeing and get down to fellatio-related business quickly.
Senior Fellatio EngineerOct 15
New goal: if I make it to 2039, I want to spend my 51st birthday in Rachel, Nevada and suck off an Area 51 guard.
Show threadSenior Fellatio EngineerOct 12
@relache he’s called Girth Brooks, I’m told.
Senior Fellatio EngineerOct 11
Celestial Beerworks in Dallas has a really good Ube Sour.
Senior Fellatio EngineerSep 29
Guten tag? More like goon and tug.
Senior Fellatio EngineerSep 29
@Nephilim my record is 16 in roughly an hour when judging a taco festival. Technically 15.5 because someone made a “cheeseburger taco” that was basically just ground beef, Velveeta, and pickle relish, and after more than ten street tacos, that combo was not something I could fuck with.
Show threadSenior Fellatio EngineerSep 29
@aphyr ah yes, the two genders:
- Metric
- Circumcised