Senior Fellatio Engineer

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18+ only please!

Gay bear tech nerd and cat dad Fort Worth, TX. Looking for love, lust, grilled shrimp, and great street tacos. Not necessarily all at the same time.

Co-Organizer of Puzzler Pride.

My Normie Fedi Profilehttps://puz.fun/@dave
Puzzler Pridehttps://pride.puz.fun
Urnl Story Serieshttps://www.nifty.org/nifty/gay/urination/urnl/
Nobody:
Absolutely no one:
Me, yelling: “HEY ASSHOLE MAYBE DOUBLE CHECK THAT STARBUCKS ISN’T ON STRIKE BEFORE REPOSTING THE VIDEO FROM THE TIME YOU FUCKED YOUR BARISTA TO PROMOTE YOUR ONLY FANS PAGE BECAUSE I’M NOT GONNA CROSS THE DICK-ET LINE”
New goal: if I make it to 2039, I want to spend my 51st birthday in Rachel, Nevada and suck off an Area 51 guard.
Celestial Beerworks in Dallas has a really good Ube Sour.
Guten tag? More like goon and tug.
Just found out I’m still gay
Celebrated #SelfHateSunday by getting my COVID vax at CVS and being unable to stop thinking about how much dick I’m going to miss out on because of people with Grindr profiles that say shit like “pure blood for pure blood” or “no femmes, fatties, or vaxxed”. Also just generally feeling like shit.
Should I keep a hookup log book with date, location, hookup notes, and space for ephemera like ABS admission tickets, cigar bands from the cigar men I service, rubbings of dog tags from military men I service, and cum and piss tasting notes?
Yes
66.7%
Yes and I want to be an entry
0%
No
33.3%
Poll ended at .
Still have a bag of dildoes and dongs in my closet from before I lost my colon. Not sure why I keep ‘em… sunken cost phallus-y I guess.

From Teen Vogue, which is doing some of the best journalism about the extremist cult now in charge of the U.S. government:

https://www.teenvogue.com/story/men-dressed-as-ice-agents-to-assault-immigrant-women-horrifying-trend

We need to assume that every masked person kidnapping people off the street is a criminal, whether employed by the Trump regime or not.

How ICE Raids Are Making It Easier for Civilian Men to Assault Immigrant Women

Kylie Cheung argues in this op-ed that a rash of cases of men dressing as plainclothes ICE agents and assaulting immigrant women is possible because ICE agents operate with impunity.

Teen Vogue
New fantasy: cut and sew some dirty used silkies/“ranger panties” into a COVID face mask and wear it out in public with man scent in my nose and mouth all day.