Someone put a sign on a telephone poll near my house that says "Jesus Saves".

I talked to the local print shop about cloning the style and adding more signs. I was torn between adding one that said, "up to 40% on his car insurance", or a set (recommended by a friend) that said, "Jesus shoots", "Jesus scores", "Burma Shave". But I didn't have time and it cost more than it was worth, so I passed on it.

Well someone, I swear it wasn't me, decided not to bother with fancy graphics. There's now a cardboard and marker sign under it that reads "on his car insurance."

I don't know who did it, but that's a neighbor I want to meet!