Had to take this picture holding my phone behind my back while it was upside down—worth it!
5yo: Today is Valentine's Day?
Me: Today is election day.
5yo: (Alarmed) The lights will be off?
It is both true that most of the times he's ever heard me say the word "electricity" have been during a blackout and that "election" and "electricity" sound like they could have the same root, so I'm actually kind of impressed despite the total lack of understanding demonstrated in the conversation.