Had to take this picture holding my phone behind my back while it was upside down—worth it!
5yo: Today is Valentine's Day?
Me: Today is election day.
5yo: (Alarmed) The lights will be off?
It is both true that most of the times he's ever heard me say the word "electricity" have been during a blackout and that "election" and "electricity" sound like they could have the same root, so I'm actually kind of impressed despite the total lack of understanding demonstrated in the conversation.
Dad joke I just heard:
- How did the hacker get away from the police?
- He ransomware!