nancy

@nancyhawa
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Eng @etsy, tries to be kind
Had to take this picture holding my phone behind my back while it was upside down—worth it!
I got an email where I could see the first sentence "Are you ready to take back your nights and weekends?" in the gmail index view, and my first thought was that it was a childcare service of some kind. Very disappointed that it was a recruiter email.
October is so cute in his fun house cat house. #cats #CatsOfMastodon

5yo: Today is Valentine's Day?
Me: Today is election day.
5yo: (Alarmed) The lights will be off?

It is both true that most of the times he's ever heard me say the word "electricity" have been during a blackout and that "election" and "electricity" sound like they could have the same root, so I'm actually kind of impressed despite the total lack of understanding demonstrated in the conversation.

I put my kids (2, 4, 5) to bed an hour late last night to make up for the time change. BIG MISTAKE.
Waah its so unfair to be an incompetent billionaire making horrible decisions and ruining many people's lives. Those activists are so unfair making me loose revenue. Waah.
I've made a deliberate choice against a quoting feature because it inevitably adds toxicity to people's behaviours. You are tempted to quote when you should be replying, and so you speak at your audience instead of with the person you are talking to. It becomes performative. Even when doing it for "good" like ridiculing awful comments, you are giving awful comments more eyeballs that way. No quote toots. Thank's

Dad joke I just heard:

- How did the hacker get away from the police?

- He ransomware!

This is, I shit you not, a fundraising email from Val Demings