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Generally wholesome, seriously Zen.
 they/them. I like birds. Paamintn Prairie, Schitsu’umsh lands, eight blocks from Idaho.

Read Pedagogy of the Oppressed.

Toots about, and is inclined to follow people who toot about: struggles with tech as a person who has to teach tech to people who struggle even harder than I do, struggles with society as someone who rejects authoritarianism, zen buddhism and related topics, and ducks.

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@quagga Thanks. I'm trying! only way out is through, so here we go... *sigh*

@quagga @1moremin

Don't know how I missed this before, but wow I needed it today! Thank you!!!!!

@OccasionalDucks Ironically, the AAA card is the least important - it was a courtesy, not a mandate; they can't get money when it comes time for re-upping, since the bank account is locked now.

Just makes me not want to ever use their service again, really.

The amount of fury that I experience when I'm greeted with a useless voice recognition system that won't default to transferring you to an agent when you can't answer their questions is just... I'm glad I take blood pressure medication.

Today, I had to call and cancel some services my dad had.

One, I gave up on. it was AAA Florida. Apparently the phone number on his account wasn't the phone number on his phone, and no matter what I did, despite having his account number right in front of me, the system refused to allow me to talk to an agent. Worse? They attempt to geolock their web presence, so being in Washington, I have to go through multiple hoops to try and get to the Florida website. But you can't submit a request through their website unless you're logged in... and my dad never appeared to set up an account.

CenturyLink was a bit better, although they kept asking for things that I couldn't give them, and I kept responding with, "I don't have that information and can't get it for you because he's dead." Oh, by the way, if I can't get the modem back to them within a month, there'll be a $100 charge on the account. No grace for people, even when they're dead.

DirecTV was the winner in the bunch - easiest to get through (only 3 automated prompts!) and I don't need to return the equipment, just recycle as needed.

@mhoye when I was a wee lad, we had a field trip to Mt St Helens as a combo biology and geology thing. it seems they tried a lot of things on the new lab that was the aftermath: I distinctly remember the guide at the interpretive center talking about the exploding mice of Mount St. Helens.

they’d tried re-seeding an area, but very little took, and then there was an invasion of mice to eat the seeds - which also damaged the things that were growing. in a quest not to follow the example of the Old Lady Who Swallowed A Fly, they coated the seeds with a chemical that would react with the mouse’s digestive system.

probably the only thing I remember from that trip.

Examples that Danish is the most confusing language for English speakers:

In Denmark, when washing machines are done, their displays write, "Slut!", which means "Finished".

When someone enters an elevator, the display changes to "I fart", which means "On the move".

Tourists have difficulty finding a nice WC, because the signs often say "Bad toilet", meaning "Bathroom and toilet".

In lobbies with multiple elevators, one sign may say, "Gods elevator", which means "Freight elevator".

#offtopic

I have finally seen the Atlantic Ocean.
@OccasionalDucks The general agreement at our place is that if you didn't order enough for breakfast, you didn't order enough. :)
An appropriate T-shirt for today.