daily affirmations

- i am popular and important to people
- people feel bad when i'm absent
- my (anodic) sacrifices are never in vain
- my aluminum alloys have excellent castability and dimensional stability
- i may be very susceptible to neutron activation, but that is not my fault, and a nuclear weapon taking advantage of this facet of my personality to increase radioactive fallout is not known to have been developed
- i look out for my friends and keep them from getting sunburnt

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