Sums up my experience growing up

If St Patrick sees his shadow today, it's 6 more weeks of snakes 🍀

I'm pretty tired of picking the "lesser of two evils" and would like to try the "better of two goods."

No need for further comment...

When someone says „Scientists do not want you to know“ you can dismiss everything from there on. Scientists want you to know. They are desperate that you know. They can’t shut up about what they found out and want you to know.

I've helped fellow travelers in fluent French, okay Spanish, and even my sketchy Russian, but I will never be as badass as this person.

If you have to speak publicly, even if it's just a brief toast at dinner, do NOT follow the stupid advice telling you to just wing it and "speak from the heart." That's a sure way to stumble or say something you'll regret. Always prepare your remarks and practice them.

Illuminati conspiracy theorists think that if you have the Secret Knowledge, you become part of a secret cabal that has controlled society behind the scenes for thousands of years. This is simply false. Having the Secret Knowledge just makes you sad in ways not available to the unenlightened, and the secret cabal controlling society behind the scenes for thousands of years are just rich assholes.