If St Patrick sees his shadow today, it's 6 more weeks of snakes 🍀
@nutjob4life Why does it always have to be snakes?

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Snacks ..? Why did it have to be snacks ..!

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I was thinking of a horror movie pitch:

"Saint Patrick'ssss Day: Return of the Snakes"

Snakes attack a small Irish town, where a young, plucky American college student (direct descendent of Patrick) is on holiday.

Queue much hissing and slithering and horror tropes.

@nutjob4life If I see the shadow of any saint, any day, it's six weeks of mental asylum.
@nutjob4life this would be good news just so you know.
@nutjob4life Made me smile 🐍🐍🐍