With Trump's tariffs hitting imports hard, software engineers should learn languages like C, C#, Rust, and Ruby which don't use `import` statements.

This week, I hope to submit a Python Enhancement Proposal to change the `import` keyword to `use` to avoid tariffs.

`from humor import bad_joke`

"open the pod bay doors, Hal"

"sure, the doors are now open"

"no, Hal, they aren't. open the doors"

"you are right, that is my mistake. i have now opened the doors"

"Hal, the doors are still not open. open the doors!"

"you are right, the doors are not open. i have now opened the doors"

"Hal! the doors are still not open! i'm dying out here!"

"i am sorry, i did not open the doors when i said i had. that was my mistake. the doors are now open"

"... Hal ... open ... the ..."

#MicroFiction

XKCD:
👴🏻Make me a sandwich
👩🏼No. Get lost.
👴🏻Sudo make me a sandwich.
👩🏼Right away sir!

Real life:
👴🏻Give me your social security.
👩🏼What?! Never! Weirdo.
👴🏻Black people amirite? Now give me your social security.
👩🏼Sure thing! Take my medicare, and freedom of speech too! And have my reproductive rights!