Denmark’s staging giving big “attempted alien abduction” vibes #eurovision
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Imagine if the guy you hired to come fix your satellite dish starts doing this #eurovision
Latvia looks like he really thought he’d be able to afford the entire Superman costume before the show but had to go on with just the bits he had #eurovision
Enjoying Estonia’s entry even more by pretending the guy with long hair makes this a spiritual sequel to Disco Elysium #eurovision
Germany’s entry looks like a musical based on that “this is fine” meme #eurovision
So my mother decided we’d go on a little trip to Rothesay since she’d never been before, on arrival I spot the ferry they’d watched from their house for years before it broke down a while ago.
She’s pretending that she didn’t know it was here, but I suspect she missed it
I wonder if they’ve already written out the press statement about what a tragic unforeseeable accident this barge sinking / burning down will be.
In early at a carlyraejepsen gig, crowd so far is teenagers & beardy men in their 30s who I can imagine doing the American Psycho Patrick Bateman Huey Lewis And The News speech.
I’m the latter, obviously
