Neil Morrison

@monkeymad2
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The obvious danger of ironing while sobbing is making me regret forming so many memories with my mother talking to her while she ironed.

Lifehack: Only form memories with loved ones while you / them are doing things it’s safe to do while having a little cry.

I didn’t have “sat in my dad’s kitchen eating a slice of my mother’s retirement cake while sobbing” on my plans for this weekend but plans change I guess.

There’s a cruel comedy to working your whole life, for jobs, for friends, and for family - to get exactly 1 day of retirement & that’s it.

Switch 2 pre-order on Amazon from months ago: “Saturday”

Switch 2 order with Argos from 8am this morning: Ready for collection at 4:15pm

Cancelled the Amazon one on the way out of Argos (well, Sainsbury’s) since I don’t need two.
Wonder what happened with Amazon.

In some ways it’s annoying how brilliant Andor is since the rest of Star Wars isn’t really at that level.

They should just keep going, redo the films & everything as Andor series 3+

Weird, Isreal’s song wasn’t even that good. Wonder what’s going on there

Glad Austria won, and it’s always fun getting the UK act’s reaction to a nil points.
#eurovision

Germany is probably the only song that really stood out to me, hope it does well.

Doubt the UK will get 0 again, but it might not be much better.
#eurovision

More international disputes should be resolved by aggressive live mashup #eurovision
Denmark’s staging giving big “attempted alien abduction” vibes #eurovision
Armenia’s entry is giving “guy who makes doing Tough Mudder once his whole personality” #eurovision

Somewhere in Germany there was a long conversation about how she absolutely had to let her brother take his cello to the club.

#eurovision