I like the pictures of corn and peas in the meme in case we can only understand by image

Straight up lost my shit laughing at this. Thank you.

Application:

I’m nearly at the fitness level I’ve always wanted to be at and just moved so I know nobody. Now I’m looking to break beds and take names with anything that consents and has a pulse.

Also I’m very detail oriented, great in high stress situations and work well in a team. HMU

Fuck the survival of your race at least you get a few more years.

Dumb luck

Ohhhhh gotcha

Why the other guy not breathing in the timelapse though?

Nah. They just tried to shut down my favorite emulator. Nothing new goes on my switch until they reverse course (never)

I just realized why I don’t like this type of humor anymore. It’s because it’s genuinely no longer ridiculous.

Sometimes I just feel so powerless