Maven (famous)4d ago

Im pan so anyone can apply

https://piefed.zip/c/lemmyshitpost/p/1284100/im-pan-so-anyone-can-apply

Show threadmolten

Application:

I’m nearly at the fitness level I’ve always wanted to be at and just moved so I know nobody. Now I’m looking to break beds and take names with anything that consents and has a pulse.

Also I’m very detail oriented, great in high stress situations and work well in a team. HMU

Mar 25 at 2:31amWeb
Show threadpython4d ago
Excellent application letter for a paramedic job tbh.
Show threadmolten4d ago
Straight up lost my shit laughing at this. Thank you.
Show threadAniki4d ago

break beds and take names

in that order

Show threadBanana4d ago

And I’m all outta beds 😏

Shit I did that wrong

Show threadBaŝto4d ago
How does something without a pulse consent? At that point does it even matter that it doesn’t have a pulse?
Show threadjust_an_average_joe4d ago
Yes their application is redundantly over-constrained, rejected!