It's been a while guys. Feels like the bird app is crumbling under the sheer stupidity of the new owner. I give it another 3 months before it's a TOTAL shitshow.

Meanwhile, I'm using this thing called Movetodon.org to follow as many of you as I can at once while I still can (Musk will no longer allow it next week).

I hope this Movetodon works. 🤞

You know why it took me so long to get over here to Mastodon?

I was confused AF.

I couldn't figure out the whole thing with the servers, and whether it mattered which one I joined.

Which one is the best?

How do I find all of my friends if they're scattered on other servers?

So many questions. 😫

Good morning and Happy Monday to all of my fellow Tooters who welcomed me to this space with open arms yesterday. I appreciate being in a space like this where every other reply isn't a toxic troll.

To new beginnings! 🙏

So apparently James Cameron commissioned a scientific study to prove that both Jack and Rose could NOT have survived on that door if she'd skooched over (only one of them would) because science.

But I still can't let go of my irrational anger at Rose because come on man, LOVE means skooch over! 😂
https://torontosun.com/entertainment/movies/james-cameron-plans-to-prove-that-jack-couldnt-have-lived-in-titanic