That’s actually an almost weekly occurrence for me, and I’m going to start using it.

“What should we have for dinner?” “Something light. I’m really huarn surnog today.”

Ugh… I’m so tired of “microslop” and “AI slop”.

I’m not defending Microsoft in any way, but they were releasing buggy updates long before the rise of AI.

57598641, checking in.

Also, I just recently found a list online of old-school BBS names and numbers, and that was a fun 15 minutes going, “yup, called that one. and that one. ooh, that was the one with great u/d ratios.”
Ah Telix…

And then the first time you see a cicada wasp…
The sight of one of those will make you want to find a brick to drop on it, until you find out that they’re completely harmless. (unless you’re a cicada)

:: halfway down the run ::

Top: Ok, you know, that’s making it really hard to concentrate.

Bottom: Well if you would not bounce us around so much…

They want to stop measuring now so they can have time to rework some of their code.

No one ever thought they might need to use single digit numbers.

So, when he says something like, “Oh man, I’m going to bomb this bathroom”, he’s not lyin’.

I’ve already called the police.

Hey, what does that little switch do?

This one?

No, no. The other one.

This one?

No. Up. Up. Look, see where your hand is? Not there. Yes! That one right there! What does it do?

No idea.

“of” 🙄