Wasps are the F-16s of the bee world.
There are thousands of wasp species and the overwhelming majority don’t even have the ability to sting humans. You probably don’t ever even notice them, despite being the most important group of pollinators in the world, because you might mistake them for bees or flies. Also, bees are wasps (and so are ants).

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Love it! Do you have one that comes in Spider? Or perhaps House Centipede?
This fucker coined the phrase “touch grass”
Oh that’s brilliant
Whenever you see posts like this assume that the op is referencing yellow jacket waps, after I started gardening ive learned more about wasps and their part to play in my garden, yellow jacks can suck a dick though. They can go from 0 to 100 real quick and little provocation, I will choose to protect my kids over them.
Paper wasps are complete dicks too but I hold a specific grudge for bald faced hornets!
I honestly feel like I’d have a hard time telling them apart, I already have a hard time telling european bees from yellow jackets.
Paper wasps are the ones with the long dangly legs. Bald faced hornets are larger and black and white.
Oxnard High School team/mascot is the Yellow Jackets. Admittedly they are badass motherfuckers, but it’s a little weird in cheering because most traditional cheers assume two syllables and you wind up yelling “Go Jackets!” like some kind of radical haberdashery

yellow jacks can suck a dick though

I already liked wasps before, you don’t have to sell to me. Different topic though: How do you make them do that?

You have to have a really small dick.
As I said, I was already sold.
Except comment op is wrong. Probably ChatGPT nonsense. Bees, wasps and ants are of the same family, but bees are not wasps.

The motherfuckers that set up shop inside my car definitely had the ability to sting humans.

About the only time I can drop an unironic “source: my ass.”

Where in your car and how did you end up getting rid of them?
Between the driver’s door and the B pillar. We had some “bug freeze” spray that fucks up their joints.
I was wondering if it was in the engine compartment or something if you could just let it run in your garage and the carbon monoxide would kill them.
No one in my family ever uses a garage as anything but an attached shed.
Wait, there are other uses?
When you squash a wasp it releases a chemical from the wasp that attracts people who tell you facts about wasps.
Parasitoid Wasps | University of Maryland Extension

Parasitic wasps (in the order Hymenoptera) provide beneficial services in gardens and landscapes.

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You dare name one of the ancients? Specifically the Jackdaw?
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While Ants, Bees, Wasps and Hornets are all in the family Hymenoptera, however it is incredibly wrong to suggest that Bees and Ants are Wasps.

They are distinct species that are related to each other.

Sincerely — a pest control technician who is incredibly tired of helping solve “bee” problems, when 99% of the time, they have a Wasp problem.

Yup! Was about to type out a similar reply. To further clarify:

Hymenoptera - order - ants, bees, wasps, hornets
Formicidae - family - ants
Aculeata - infraorder - bees, wasps, hornets
Apidae - family - bees (also bumblebees)
Vespidae - family - wasps, hornets

Except many non-Vespidae, both living and extinct, would readily be considered wasps. Look at this thing and tell me it’s not a wasp: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Eusapvertic.jpg If that’s a wasp and a yellow-jacket is a wasp, then so are ants and bees, in the same way that we are apes and birds are dinosaurs. You wouldn’t call a zoo to deal with a loose human and you wouldn’t call dr. Grant to deal with a pigeon, but biologically it makes a lot more sense to deal with ancestry then with how a species interacts with humans.
File:Eusapvertic.jpg - Wikipedia

You can’t argue “this looks like a wasp so it is a wasp” and then extend from that to “and because of evolutionary history, all these other things that don’t look like wasps are also wasps”

Defining groups of species with a common word is always going to be ambiguous, but you need to stay consistent in what you use to define it. By the same logic you can argue that humans are fish, because whales clearly are fish if you just look at them, and whales and humans are both mammals.

Sure, but I was responding to someone who was defining wasp (the common word) based on clade (using scientific words).

I’m fine with common parlance words for things. What I had issue with was arbitrarily restricting the definition of wasp to a specific clade, which would exclude ants and bees, and also a whole host of at the very least wasp-adjacent animals which would now be stuck with no real way to describe them.

(Also, yes, fish is a rubbish scientific word. We’re far closer cousins of salmon than sharks are. By any reasonable definition of fish, at least biologically, we are fish. You could redefine “fish” in the same way we define “tree”, i.e. based on structure and not on ancestry, but by that definition whales should still be fish. The word “fish” shouldn’t be allowed within 50 metres of cladistics.)

If that’s a wasp and a yellow-jacket is a wasp, then so are ants and bees,

That logic doesn’t check out, given Sapygidae is a family of sapygid wasps belonging to the Aculeata infraorder.

Aculeata is named after its defining feature, which is the modification of the ovipositor into a stinger. This trait doesn’t strictly constitute a wasp, which is why they have their own families (Vespidae, Sapygidae, Pompilidae, Myrmosidae, basically all of the Chrysidoidea superfamily, etc.).

All wasps are aculeate, but not all aculeates are wasps.

Just to confirm, you don’t consider jewel wasps, spider wasps, sand wasps, and flower wasps wasps, since they’re not part of the Vespidae, correct?

I’ve mostly seen wasps defined as basically “Apocrita but not the ones we don’t think count as wasps because there’s too many of them, specifically bees and ants.” Which leads to the same weird reasoning that would somehow make legless lizards lizards, but not snakes. I’ve seen velvet ants referred to as wasps, but not ants, even though true ants are far closer cousins to Vespidae. That just isn’t a viable scientific definition. I’m glad we’ve mostly moved on to grouping avian dinosaurs among the dinosaurs, but it feels like a lot of similar groupings are still lagging.

I’m willing to accept Vespidae as generally being wasps, but that excludes a ton of wasps. It also erases the very wasp-like nature of ant ancestors, which is what makes cladistics so fascinating. So why not just open it up to include all Apocrita and be done with it?

I’m also fine with a morphological definition of wasps, like how “tree” isn’t based on ancestry but on structure, but you were the one pulling in the scientific names.

Just to confirm, you don’t think of jewel wasps, spider wasps, sand wasps, and flower wasps as wasps, since they’re not part of the Vespidae, correct?

Negative, those are all considered wasps alongside Vespidae. I said “that logic doesn’t check out” because what you had essentially said in that previous reply was “if wasp==wasp and wasp==wasp, then so are ants and bees”, which is… well… false.

It also erases the very wasp-like nature of ant ancestors

That ancestry is pretty much expressed in Formicidae belonging to the Aculeata infraorder, though I do agree that putting them under some sort of vespid superfamily would be even more fitting, since ants pretty much did evolve from wasps.

Why does it matter if you’re called for a bee problem, but it’s wasps? And wouldn’t actual bee problems require a Bee Keeper?

Most of the time: it’s more about the fact that bees are typically harmless, and calling a bee a wasp, to me, is like calling Sprite, Pepsi, because they’re both made by PepsiCo.

And yes, honeybees are a protected species here, meaning we’d need an apiarist to either remove the hive and capture the swarm, or officially tell us that the hive is too large to safely remove, without destroying the home.

Yeah, because otherwise by the above logic, one could also say, “bees are humans (and so are eels)”, because they all belong to the Animalia kingdom.

Oh even better, “bees are Uranus (and so are sedimentary rocks)”, because all are nouns.

In my experience, even the stingy ones aren’t that aggressive. They get pissed if you attack them or their hive and can panick if they get stuck in hair or clothes. I usually just (slowly and gently) “push” them away with my hand if they get too close, like at 10cm/s. They usually give up and move on if they were trying to check me out, or continue on if they were passing by too close. If they are trying to get at my food or drink, they might be a bit more persistant about it, but I haven’t had one get aggressive because of it.

That said, I had an ex that bugs just seemed to hate/love. Apparently house flies can bite (though I still have a feeling that she was bit by a different fly that looks like a house fly, but can’t say for sure because I did see her getting harassed by bugs that just ignored me). So ymmv.

Mr.Gardener or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Wasp.

I’m irrationally fearful of wasps, like I absolutely freak out when one is near me, but I learned they eat some of the annoying fuckers that ruin my vegetables/lettuce so I learned to tolerate them lol

Nah fuck em

-this comment came from 🤌🤙Spider Gang👌👈

Fuck yeah, spiders 😎

Not wasps, but yellowjackets specifically. Irrational anger with wings, little bastards.

Love me some chill time with a mud dauber though.

Yeah I learned that besides yellow jackets, wasps can actually help a garden by keeping away pests and won’t hurt anybody if you don’t bother them. Really surprising seeing a wasp just totally ignore me.
We get yellow jackets in our yard every summer and I used to destroy them all on sight but I always felt so bad about taking out entire families with chemical warfare so I’ve switched to a live and let live strategy the last few years. They are chill and we’ve only had one sting in those years and I think that was just an unfortunate accident with my youngest stepping on one and pissing it off. I still have several cans of spray so if they break the treaty then I’m ready to go to war, but for now we’re able to cohabitate.
Some made a nest in our gravel driveway a few years ago and were eating from the fig tree in our front yard. I borrowed a shop vac, put soapy water in it and then laid the nozzle next to the hole for an entire day. After I stopped seeing any I got boiling soapy water and poured it down the hole several times and what was left of the nest (and queen) came out. So many dead Yellowjackets!
We had yellow jackets find a whole in the wall, and dig in and burrow out the drywall. Just a thin layer of paper between them and our bedroom. Luckily noticed and got the nest cleared out before they made it inside the house
This. I have no problem with anything but the yellow jackets. Over the years, dog has been stung, I have been stung and my wife has been stung. All of us minding our own business and just got too “close.” I will burn those f@&)ers to the ground every chance I get.
And it’s too easy to confuse them with paper wasps, which normally aren’t aggressive.
What I want to know is if the bumble bee is called that because of the word bumble, or if the word bumble got that meaning because of the bee……ok, so a visit to wiktionary tells me the word bumble came first, then was applied to the bee.

Honey, wake up, a new question just dropped:

Which came first, the bumble or the bee?

Honey

Very good.

Imma bee honest, that was totally unintended haha