DaddyJewCop: you have an outstanding warrant
Me: why thank you
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surdfish
walkies enthusiastWe should bring back bowing and curtseying. What a fabulous way to nonverbally tell someone your pronouns immediately upon meeting them
MissConstrue
BluecorncrustYou always hear about the Constitution of the United States. What about the Dexterity of the United States? How about that U.S. Charisma? What are the HP? What’s in the inventory and what spells has the United States memorized?
BlerrmeisterGiving a knuckle sandwich cause I got beef with a bad egg
@argnian_tourist the gentle rotation soothes the body and the soul
ianthe's inferno 🏴🇧🇿⚽️yknow how when u have a crush u make them on the sims so you can get married
I have done the inverse and conquered the part of Wales my ex lives in for Ireland. this is because he is whiny and doesn't like the IRA cuz they shot at his cop uncle in the 90s or whatever