Blerrmeister
@blerrycat1
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That Ginger bitch who bites
Blitzen got run over by your Grandma
Add tree sap to your pinecone cookies
Why weren't you at elf practice?
Kicking names and taking ass!
I can't wait to not eat all day then overeat for 15 minutes
IƧΛΛC aka isaac@Em0nM4stodon
The future should have less lack of cats and more abundance of cats.
The future should have less lack of cats and more abundance of cats.
myrmepropagandistGet on that feline #gridset
* sleep in, sleep often, aim for 2/3s sleep time
* when awake? Always be closing. Treats and pets are on offer. The cat who asks gets.
* train daily with bottle cap or stuffed mouse
* maintain a Position of Power. Find your throne and occupy it!
* never let a lesser being cut your nails without a struggle.
* catnip is a performance enhancer and NOT cheating.
* sell crypto/NFTs for kibble. No one knows what it is so its all upside.
* who is up at 3am? YOU.