one of the many ways in that years and years of Mastodon have ruined me is the trope where a mad scientist or crazed necromancer reveals a big monstrosity full of undead, insect, tentacly or Gigeresque appendages, and the evil creator goes like "hahaha my masterpiece, isn't she lovely?!" and we're supposed to find the creature horrific and the doctor insane for finding her beautiful but instead I now feel like, "why yes doctor great job, congrats, I love the work you did on the bits with the multiple rows of teeth atop those tails, orange tinge for the goo was a nice touch. say, do you know if she's into girls…?"

test post, please boost for federation

since it's no longer friday the 13th, I decided to use an avatar @TeensyTinyKobold made for me a while ago c: