Please, no under 18 as on rare occasion, nudes and lewds may be boosted, although they will be CW
Pronouns | She/her |
Age | gmilf years |
Pronouns | She/her |
Age | gmilf years |
Mass. Senate has already passed an updated Shield Act to enhance statewide protections for transgender health care and the providers who administer it.
PROVINCETOWN — This spring, the U.S. House of Representatives took a cue from the 27 Republican-controlled states that have restricted gender-affirming health care for minors and put an even more […]
"I didn't think he meant deport everyone including me...."
"That's what tarrifs do?!"
"I didn't think he actually meant the things he said. I just thought it was hyperbole to rally his base...."
That's the problem. You weren't thinking. Or listening. You are the problem. He is just a symptom.
The amount of people who chide others for not participating in politics correctly and then immediately don't understand politics....77 million. That's the amount.
Here's a cat.
Just being a cat.
Doesn't even care.
You get exactly one of the following powers.
Choose wisely.
Detect all Blåhaj within 3 miles | |
Cute lost socks appear in your dryer (clean) | |
Takeout never spoils in your fridge | |
Know definitively if a lesbian is into you | |
All seats conform perfectly to your ass | |
Know definitively if it's just a fart beforehand | |
Always have amazingly minty fresh breath | |
Can always unsay the last thing you said | |
Cat's understand you perfectly | |
Your bites are always endearing | |
Always know any person's favorite food | |
Can sleep 8 hours consistently | |
A human always answers your phone calls | |
Weekends feel longer than weekdays | |
Everything tastes like butter to your enemies |
Ugh. From now on when I read "LLM," I'm gonna interpret that to mean "Lame-ass Lying Machine."
It's as stupid a term as "AI," which will all know means "Automated Idiot."