Micah Ilbery ☕️

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☕️ Weird coffee person. Person of many hobbies and unfinished projects. ADHD Adult. ⁂

Spouse of @kilbery and dad of one.

🏳️‍⚧️ Trans women are women.
🏳️‍⚧️ Trans men are men.
🏳️‍⚧️ Trans rights are human rights!

🏳️‍🌈 Love is love!

♿️ If it isn't accessible, it isn't an MVP.

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Researchers from Cornell University have developed what they call "the Corporate Bullshit Receptivity Scale," a tool designed to measure how impressed people are by business school-style jargon that sounds strategic but says very little.

The findings, described in a recent study, suggest that employees who rate this sort of language as insightful are more likely to struggle with analytical thinking and workplace decision-making.

https://www.theregister.com/2026/03/15/corporate_jargon_research/

#Bullshit #IntelligenceTest

Those who 'circle back' and 'synergize' also tend to be crap at their jobs

: Cornell Uni researchers pivot to pluck low-hanging fruit to optimize bandwidth

The Register
If St Patrick sees his shadow today, it's 6 more weeks of snakes 🍀
It’s amazing how quickly planning to see a friend can turn your mood around for the better.

RE: https://mstdn.social/@stux/116245293082239423

And they have absolutely ruined mesh gradients and the sparkle emoji for everyone ☹️

I just accidentally hit my finger really hard with a hammer. And that pretty well sums up how I’m feeling today.

Sometimes it’s hard not to feel like excitement and passion and thrill for life are things of the past, and now I just work and eat and shit and sleep and will continue doing those things across decades as my body disintegrates.

Anyway, it’s the weekend. Wait…it’s only TUESDAY?!

I get around 3-4 spam calls a day that all say roughly the same thing. I’m getting real sick of this shit. I need to nuke my cell number from space and start over. I block and report the number as spam every time and it doesn’t seem to do anything. It’s a different number every time.
#SpamCalls #spam
I know I'm repeating myself but even if LLM coding tools were good enough for my actual coding work I still wouldn't use them purely due to the ethical concerns surrounding training data provenance and energy footprint. That alone is disqualifying for me, regardless of their efficacy.
CEO Asks ChatGPT How to Void $250 Million Contract, Ignores His Lawyers, Loses Terribly in Court

The CEO of Krafton used ChatGPT to push out the head of the studio developing Subnautica 2 against the advice of his own legal team and failed miserably.

404 Media

i feel like i don't have the words to properly describe how it feels to see people who opinions i respected and valued slowly fall into ai psychosis. it's so slow and so subtle at first. "i'm just experimenting! i'm not an ai booster!"

then wait a few months, and they start explaining with the usual flawed, incoherent reasoning how actually it's all very interesting and thought-provoking, whilst pointing at an LLM that is so obviously just a reflection of their own ego.