I don't necessarily need a life coach. But, I do need someone to hover over me and whack my hand with a bamboo rod every time I reach for my phone.

ProTip: if you're wearing headphones nobody can hear you fart.

Apologies for the hashtag spam: my company is #hiring for #Android developers! (Alas no iOS for now.) We’re a mid-size consulting dev shop, and I *really* like it here. If you are looking for a new #job and you like being able to play around with different technologies, we might be a great fit for you! Fully remote, great culture, dumb jokes, the complete package. Mention me to help your application stand out!
(Any chance of an @lisamelton boost to help some folks out?)
https://www.linkedin.com/posts/shockoe_calling-all-android-developers-were-hiring-activity-7087095954083864576-T4ua/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=member_desktop

You can't trust atoms - they make up everything.

On my days off, I like to drink enough coffee to kill a horse and then nervously try to relax

Just gonna leave this here.

For years I just had Twitter. Since Elon took over I've jumped on mastodon, blue sky, And now threads. I just want to have one viable platform again.

You say “the whole enchilada” like you think that's a lot of enchiladas.