cornmunism☭🌽

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jacob / everybody’s least favorite nebraskan communist 🏳️‍🌈🇮🇪 / he/him / cis
birdsite: @mhaighday (it’s private but i’ll approve)
we should let fast food workers be dicks to people
NOW DO KISSINGER
DING DONG THE DICK IS DEAD✨✨✨
@mhaighday i was planning on being at a leftist conference all day but then my parents made me cancel and listen to this fucking bullshit all day instead
lmao the family discourse just went from “they can say the n-word why can’t we” to “millions of illegals are voting so why does it matter if i commit voter fraud” i really can’t at this point
okay discovered the weirdest thing in existence outside my town. strap in fellows cause this is the craziest shit

"my other car is the tardis"

No It Aint

Me ten years ago: why does America think "liberal" is a bad word?
Me now: Fuck Liberals. They're just spinelesss milquetoast centrists who mistakenly think they're "left wing."

Every Sherlock Episode:

Everyone: This case is unsolvable!

Sherlock: I solved it

Everyone: How?

Sherlock: With the power of heroin