| What's your favourite food? | Yes! Also whatever leftovers I can find while my parents are not looking |
| Why is your nose so big? | So that humans can boop it |
I declare the entry to this cafe a toll road, and I shall start collecting tolls (as treats) from humans moving in both directions.
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Mmmmm delicious stick for a healthy and nutritious brekkie.
#GoldenRetriever #GoldenRetrievers #dog #dogs #dogsofmastodon #stick #bestboi #breakfast
The application dog.exe has stopped responding.
#GoldenRetriever #GoldenRetrievers #dog #dogs #dogsofmastodon #bestboi
Ignition sequence commencing. #GoldenRetriever #dog #dogs #dogsofmastodon #wetdog #beach #bestboy #bestboi #derp #derpdog
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#merrychristmas! And while you're here you can also boop my gigantic nose.
#dog #dogs #goldenretriever #goodboi #boop #boopsnoot #reindeer
Parents are forcing me to dress as different species
please send help
Happy Monday, now can I have my food please
#Mondog #DogsOfMastodon #dogs #goldenretriever #boop #BoopSnoot
