As a kid, someone once gave me a baby girl doll that I hated. The back of the doll’s head smelled like baby powder. I named her Melly because I couldn’t pronounce my S’s yet, but I was trying to name her Smelly.

She ate the cat’s food again. 😑

My friend died a few years ago and I still keep in touch with her mom. I try to be a comfort, but I don’t feel like I’m very good at it. I almost always cry after we talk or text. I can feel her pain and there’s nothing I can do to ease it. How do people get through this?

One time I was bored and frustrated with my own job search, so I made a resume for my dog and applied to a few dishwashing positions for her. She got more interviews than I did.

I just got rejected from a job I applied to this morning. Lol

Fuck fire ants