They know my kink is anonymity!

I should have never allowed my mom to give up her IBM Selectric.

I want to make a joke, but can only come up with a serious question: What is the message I'm supposed to glean from this? Seriously?

My phone gets hot generating pictures that don’t look much like me. #AppleIntelligence

Almost, Apple Intelligence.

Imelda Marcos of schlubby white guys. #lifegoal

Run (so far away)!

Roses are red./ Violets are purple./ You write with a Sharpie./ I’ll write with a