Top FEMA Official Claims He Teleported to Waffle House.
FEMA's Gregg Phillips says he has experienced multiple "scary" episodes of sudden teleportation: Phillips spoke "on multiple podcasts" about being teleported against his will, which he has...
https://jwz.org/b/yk4x
https://newstechnica.com/2012/10/30/chuck-norris-facts-updated/
Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked gay marriage, and fell flat on his ass.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He’s worrying about gay marriage.
Chuck Norris’ tears cure gay marriage. Too bad for him he never cries.
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only the quivering fear of gay marriage.
Chuck Norris doesn’t do pushups — he might accidentally get gay-married.
When Chuck Norris goes to sleep every night, he would check his closet for gay marriage, if he had a closet.
Chuck Norris does not go opposing gay marriage, because the word “opposing” implies the possibility of failure. Chuck Norris already failed to stop gay marriage.
Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil to stop gay marriage. When the deal had been done, the devil gay-married him.
If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. Tell him how *fabulous* gay marriage is.
read this and try to tell me cloud wasnt a mistake
Surprise surprise, we've done it again. We've demonstrated an ability to compromise significantly sensitive networks, including governments, militaries, space agencies, cyber security companies, supply chains, software development systems and environments, and more. “Ugh, won’t they just stick to creating poor-quality memes?” we hear you moan. Maybe we should, maybe
Just found out (according to Peter Theil) that critics of AI are "legionnaires of the antichrist"¹
Hello fellow legionnaires!
¹Thank John Oliver (again).
Here is the TechCruch article on the announcement:
"Social network Bluesky is gearing up for big changes with today’s news that the company raised $100 million in Series B funding. The round, led by Bain Capital Crypto, was closed in April 2025 but had not been disclosed until now."
https://techcrunch.com/2026/03/19/bluesky-announces-100m-series-b-after-ceo-transition/
Bluesky Reveals Massive Hidden Investment
Today #Bluesky revealed that in April 2025 they received a whopping $100M venture capital investment lead by Bain Capital Crypto and that they KEPT IT A SECRET.
https://bsky.social/about/blog/03-19-2026-series-b
So the answer to the big mystery Who Owns Bluesky? (https://mastodon.online/@mastodonmigration/116025246450023071) is finally out. Crypto VCs.
Now, we should be asking why did this company that prides itself on transparency and "decentralization" decide they needed to hide who owned the company?
RIP Sir Charles Antony Richard Hoare (11 January 1934 – 5 March 2026), also known as C. A. R. Hoare, pioneering computer scientist.
His seminal contributions include -
Quicksort
Quickselect
Hoare logic
Null reference
Communicating sequential processes
Structured programming
ALGOL
https://blog.computationalcomplexity.org/2026/03/tony-hoare-1934-2026.html
https://amturing.acm.org/award_winners/hoare_4622167.cfm
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tony_Hoare
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So, my latest novel, Pistoleers, is live as an ebook on Amazon.
In the Foreword, which you can read by clicking on the Read Sample preview if you follow the link, there is A Warning. Basically, it gives you reasons why you might not want to buy this book.
You should read it before you plunk your money down.
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