Max Wheeler

@maxwheeler
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A duck once chased me. In the high-level details at Visibuild. He/him.
@mattro Congrats! Looks great.
All I can think of whenever I see Commbank’s annoyingly worded advertising campaign.

In 2015 I was on a beach in Hawai'i helping build the prototype of what became Signal. I argued that the app needed pseudonyms because abusers know their victims' phone numbers. I lost the fight that day. History proved me right, and Signal would move to usernames under @Mer__edith's stewardship.

In this new essay, I trace the line from Barlow's Declaration of Independence of Cyberspace through smart-home forensics, metadata killings, and Archive Team's non-consensual Tumblr scrape to ask: when did we decide that a jpeg is a photograph, that a profile is a person, that storage is memory?

The answer involves a boat off Honolulu, the early days of Signal, Iran's missiles over Amazon's Dubai AWS facilities, and the communities already building for a world where the server goes dark. This is an essay about infrastructure, memory, archiving without consent, and what we lose when we mistake the filesystem for memory.

It is also the angriest and most personal text I've ever written. I'm furious, and you should be too. We bet an entire civilisation on a brutal and unreliable stack. Now, fate has come to collect that wager.

California has a lot to fucking answer for.

https://newdesigncongress.org/en/pub/who-will-remember-us-when-the-servers-go-dark/

@simon I poked around this recently and ended up at https://pdfmake.org since it has a more declarative structure. Under the hood it (and all other libraries AFAICT) uses https://pdf-lib.js.org.
@jaredwhite @getajobmike Stylelint will also help if you want to normalise things like property order.
Picked up Magical Athlete on the weekend and it is hilarious silly fun and the art is beautiful – kiddos loved it! https://www.cmyk.games/products/magical-athlete

”The giddy joy of his accomplishment is not only heartening. It's affirming.“

Sad but not unexpected to see obvious AI slop show up in ABC News articles – I hoped for better though: https://www.abc.net.au/news/2026-02-13/cooper-woods-australias-unexpected-champion-winter-olympics/106339106

Woods finds his purpose with dream Olympic gold

Cooper Woods came into the 2026 Winter Olympic Games ranked 22nd in the World Cup rankings in moguls. But in finding his purpose, he roared to a glorious gold medal. 

@pat Hah, yep, it’s pretty brutal. Having multiple devices/networks can help, since Queue-It does random allocation when the time opens AFAIK.
@jessta Do people actually ride down there? Cannot imagine even considering unless I was hoping to die.

The two other things I use Siri for still work though:

- Setting timers
- Automatically searching the web for “Ocean” when I fill up my water bottle