matt 🦕

@mattjbones
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Software Engineer, hit me up if you wanna talk #reactjs, #physics or #videogames. I run and sometimes climb, nothing too high though.
Codehttps://github.com/mattjbones
Mehttps://matt.barnettjones.com
Bloghttps://blog.barnettjones.com

RE: https://neuromatch.social/@jonny/116354791594717627

if anthropic needs a javascript library for secure storage my prices are incredibly reasonable. also if your "get secure storage" function returns "plaintext storage impl" ever at all for any reason you should not be allowed to have billions of dollars

Holy shit you guys we just watched #Artemis go from the plane

(Edit: I posted videos in the replies, if that's of interest❤️)

#space #nasa #ArtemisII #Artemis2 #spaceflight

Artemis II Stage separation

#Artemis #ArtemisII #NASA

Beautiful morning at Foulshaw Moss… I was looking for raptors but found stonechats. Only when I got home did I see the fly…. I wonder if it became breakfast!

Bit of a long shot, but does anyone here know anything about the female British typists who went to Germany in 1945 to type up the peace treaty? My grandmother was one of them!

#wwii #worldwarii #potsdam #peacetreaty #postwar #Germanhistory #britishhistory #history #europeanhistory #militaryhistory

me, crying: please. just tell me what the software does

the tech landing page i’m on: Cloud Scale. Enterprise Solutions For Your SXPBMs. Hosted QBPK Monitoring With Lightning Speed Performance Metric Assfucks. Trusted by Google, Cisco, Oracle and Your Grandmother.

I like this:

The GPS never says "Are you sure you're going the right way?"
It just says, "Recalculating route."

Remember that when your kid tells you they're trans.

Boosting for reach and the replies - so cool!

RE: https://chaos.social/@britter/115774625432580630

Great idea and thread of tools!