Matt Alexander

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Software engineer, formerly @ Twitter. Dungeon master. Lover of food. Board game geek. He/Him.
Bloghttps://blog.alexander.social
GitHubhttps://github.com/rendil
Twitterhttps://twitter.com/matta
LocationSeattle, WA, USA

When I was growing up, my best friend and I would hang out and host pretend NPR broadcasts. (On our version of Morning Edition, she was Linda Wertheimer, and I was Robert Siegel.)

The chance to be in an episode of This American Life is beyond anything I could have imagined for myself as a kid.

Grateful to @caseynewton for helping me tell this love story for trust and safety. To my friends and colleagues in internet sanitation: I hope I’ve done you proud.

https://www.thisamericanlife.org/797/what-i-was-thinking-as-we-were-sinking

What I Was Thinking As We Were Sinking - This American Life

It's funny the things that go through your head during a disaster.

This American Life
@allenholub we wipe paws with a towel on rainy days, and always have our Roborock mop the floors daily

There is an actual form on a government website where you can turn in your neighbors for being transgender for investigation by the lead prosecutor.

Do you not see where this is going?

Feeling a bit of regret that I didn't fight harder for a promotion while at Twitter. I'm beginning to think it doesn't look great on my resume.

I'm such a terrible cheerleader for myself though.

Listening to Olivia Rodrigo breakup songs after getting a job rejection today. Feels oddly appropriate.
I'm convinced my child is a comedic genius. She just asked me to drain her bath and refill it because she farted and she doesn't want to bathe in fart water.
@mgadda I see you, friend
Most of my friends are not yet on the fediverse, so I find that my posts more or less end up in the void. Even so, it's still better than being on the bird site.
This is inescapable on French insta so I'm posting it here for all to enjoy
https://bird.makeup makes it so much easier to transition away from Twitter without worrying about missing out on the folks that are still only on the birdsite
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