Matt Haughey

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I like internet things. I used to blog a lot and now I'm trying to do that again.
webloghttps://a.wholelottanothing.org/
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@ardgedee who will be the first person to get a book deal based only on their strong Apple Notes sharing efforts
@kathrynyu omg you've already to the GeoPro® plan!

me last week at a bar: ugh this cocktail tastes like shit

me this week after binging that netflix cocktail show: ugh this cocktail is too spirit-forward, lacks acid, tastes unbalanced and is too heavy on the pandan

I am going to start a new social network. It’s just a note in Apple notes. If you want to follow it, you text me your number and I share the note with you. Then I just keep updating the note with my current status.
@marcprecipice my first question: can one still post to Twitter once they are imprisoned?
I would love it if Roxane Gay and Tressie Cottom and Olayemi Olurin all were on Mastodon but I also know they're amazing people that are busy with their lives and shouldn't have to learn a bunch of new nonsense to interact with people here but it would be nice if they jumped ship too.

@radehi my point with this year is as an American you can be killed at school, church, the movie theater, a sports event, on the road driving, and at any supermarket thanks to half the states allowing permit-free gun carrying.

It's wild that this is the case in 2022.

Time's person of the year for 2022 should be a gun, for a million reasons including Uvalde.
@pb pb, I see you were feeling K3 that day on VSCO. I’m feeling S2 today.
Whenever someone in my house says “If A is true, then B /has/ to be true” about literally any subject on earth it’s embarrassing how often that’s followed by someone else piping up “yep—if you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball”