I am going to start a new social network. It’s just a note in Apple notes. If you want to follow it, you text me your number and I share the note with you. Then I just keep updating the note with my current status.

I would love it if Roxane Gay and Tressie Cottom and Olayemi Olurin all were on Mastodon but I also know they're amazing people that are busy with their lives and shouldn't have to learn a bunch of new nonsense to interact with people here but it would be nice if they jumped ship too.

Time's person of the year for 2022 should be a gun, for a million reasons including Uvalde.

Whenever someone in my house says “If A is true, then B /has/ to be true” about literally any subject on earth it’s embarrassing how often that’s followed by someone else piping up “yep—if you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball”

I picture a quarterly goals meeting at Twitter HQ today, and a person at the table is absolutely beaming ready to share how their segment grew in use by 40000% over the last quarter then it’s slowly revealed the person works on exporting your twitter archive

man, whatever happened to Soul Coughing? In the late 90s I thought they’d be the biggest band of the next 20 years and instead they just kinda fizzled out?

I think I’m having the nicest day possible now that I bought $73.20 in gas ($69 + $4.20) in Weed, California

me getting off a plane in Italy: hey, do you all have any vocces besides soto?

Holy crap, the new Prius is sexy as hell and looks better than anything on the road today. Hope this actually goes into production as-is.