@maskdmirag

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This is hilarious. It appears that Twitter is DDOSing itself.

The Twitter home feed's been down for most of this morning. Even though nothing loads, the Twitter website never stops trying and trying.

In the first video, notice the error message that I'm being rate limited. Then notice the jiggling scrollbar on the right.

The second video shows why it's jiggling. Twitter is firing off about 10 requests a second to itself to try and fetch content that never arrives because Elon's latest genius innovation is to block people from being able to read Twitter without logging in.

This likely created some hellish conditions that the engineers never envisioned and so we get this comedy of errors resulting in the most epic of self-owns, the self-DDOS.

Unbelievable. It's amateur hour.

#TwitterDown #MastodonMigration #DDOS #TwitterFail #SelfDDOS

Every time I post objective info about #COVID19, some idiot responds with a variation of “What do you expect us to do, isolate forever?” or “Do you expect society to shut down?”

Black-or-white strawmen arguments drive me crazy. There is a world of things we can do between “pretend COVID doesn't exist” and “lock ourselves away forever.” In fact, if we did those things--safe air in public places, masks & behavior changes when COVID surges--we could control COVID & save the health of millions.

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Look, Superman wore his work uniform to address the U.N. and I didn't see anyone complaining

Inspired by this, I asked DALL-E 2 for an early 2000s magazine photo of John Mastodon, founder of the Mastodon social network.

https://techhub.social/@provisionalidea/109531274250674209

provisionalidea (@[email protected])

Attached: 2 images I put "John Mastodon, CEO of Mastodon" into DALL-E 2 and this is what it spat out. The second photo is him founding the company in the late 1990s in his college dorm room. #JohnMastodon

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@dakotacdsmith thanks for the follow! Been reading you for years! Especially since I work for the city, your stuff is invaluable
I’m mildly regretting making this my username
I'm still furious about this. I assure you that the FBI still has agents investigating crimes against children. You know what institution has, according to all reports, significantly undermined its ability to counter sexual violence against kids in the last few months? It's Twitter!!!
Hello. Is this thing on?

I guess as long as Elon remains agnostic on sports I'll still have a Twitter account for that.

But happy to have sort of figured this place out.