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Here we are now, entertain us. (We/Us)

I took a great picture today that was a punchline for my joke but now I’m completely confused as to which social media platform it’s best meant for.

It’s a cat picture. So, instagram?

When two people with resting bitch face lock eyes with one other, that’s glarendipity
@DannyStaley still practicing my jokes but HERE I AM
Sorry I’ve kept my phone on “dnd” for so long, but I’m still tryna track down Jake Vig.
Sorry I’ve been away from social media — correction: all media — detox thing. But jake_vig contacted me and I’m looking for him and ready to take over the world with our jokes and shit.
Stop calling them shooters. Call them mass-murderers.
Another blissful #Caturday
you ever think about how "frat bro" is redundant
@JoParkerBear still here waiting for the rude replies to this post, c‘mon fam
Some of you need to use anonymous avis, like cartoons, or photos of really old Victorian dead people. You’re way too hot, and frankly, you have become a distraction. Some of us are here to Learn. We care about Bettering Ourselves Through Education (BeOuTughEdu), like Learning Jokes Through Memorization (LeJokeThroMe); and also How to Do Rude Replies (HotDoRudeR) like “I’m Smarter Than You”, “Arrogant Computer Guy”, and “Mansplaining 101” TYVM